SAFETY!

When I was a a kid farting was just part of life in the Smith household. We called it pooting since farting was a crude word. I'm now learning for me it's a slight intolerance to dairy but I don't know what the rest of the family blames it on. My brothers used to play the "Doorknob & Safety" game. And it has now filtered to the next generation as my kids and most especially my lovely daughter, have picked up on it.

I recently posted about how "proud" i was of my daughters skills on Facebook and was surprised by how many people didn't know how to play. So for the more refined members of society, here are the rules:

1. When you fart you must say "Safety," not excuse me, IMMEDIATLY.
2. Failure to say this before someone else says "Doorknob!" brings on consequences.
3. The consequences are the one who yelled "Doorknob," gets to hit the farter until said farter touches a ROUND doorknob.
4. The shape of the doorknob is apparently important to this next generation of fancy longhandled doors 5. Successfully calling "Safety," after every fart keeps you safe from being hit.
6. It does not however, erase any smell, and you may be properly ridiculed for that.

So proud that from one generation to the next, tradition lives on!