I asked my kids these questions. I got a chuckle hope you do too.
C = Carter age 11
E = Ethan age 7
O = Olivia age 3

1. What is something mom always says to you?
C: Time to get up
E: No
O: you yell

2. What makes mom happy?
C: when we give you breakfast in bed
E: when you snuggle with me
O: outside

3. What makes mom sad?
C when we fight
E when I swear
O when I’m obnoxious

4. How does your mom make you laugh?
C when I am in a bad mood you get me to laugh and say “don’t smile.”
E making jokes
O when you tickle me

5. What was your mom like as a child?
C you teased Jared
E When you lived in Horseheads you were afraid there were really horse heads buried in the back yard
O Were you a child?

6. How old is your mom?
C 33
E 33
O 33

7. How tall is your mom?
C 5’3
E 5’4
O your just short

8. What is her favorite thing to do?
C type on your blog and webkinz
E read
O work

9. What does your mom do when you're not around?
C deal with Olivia
E go shopping
O cry

10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?
C a history teacher
E an author
O I don’t know

11. What is your mom really good at?
C boxing on Wii
E cash cow on webkinz
O knitting

12. What is your mom not very good at?
C video games
E dinner
O I don’t know

13. What does your mom do for her job?
C feeding us
E buy us stuff
O Alaska Club

14. What is your mom's favorite food?
C Moose‘s tooth pizza
E chocolate fudge ice cream sundae
O cottage cheese

15. What makes you proud of your mom?
C you are always there to help us
E we get to spend time together and have a movie night
O when you go potty

16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be?
C Kim Possible
E Gwen from total Drama Island
O I’ll be a princess and you be the King Salmon

17. What do you and your mom do together?C Movie night
E Shopping
O play animals

18. How are you and your mom the same?
C We both have the same nose
E We both like Tom and Jerry
O I don’t know

19. How are you and your mom different?
C We don’t have the same genetic material
E our teeth
O you are big

20. How do you know when your Mom is mad?
C You start raising your voice. There is a certain pitch in your voice
E When you are like, “ETHAN STOP!”
O You give my brothers a spank

21. How do you know your mom loves you?
C You always say it to us
E You bought us Nintendo DS
O play animals

22. Where is your mom's favorite place to go?
C New York
E Wal mart
O Alaska Club