I need someone to follow me around so that when an idea hits me, there is someone at the ready to jot down my genius. However I find that genius does not always hit me as often as random lists. Like the one I made in the shower today and am desperately trying to remember as I type this.
-Go to Wal-Mart for deodorant and prescriptions
-Don't forget to grab Smith's in Brigham City's number so that I can transfer JaDee's allergy medicine to here.
-Oh and trail mix for tomorrow's backpacking extravaganza, because I will be on a trail you know
-Make cookies for the Rampton's to say thanks for a fantastic, clam-filled, weekend. Because when I get back from the Extravaganza we are leaving for Utah in 4 days and will have no time for cookie baking
-Call Sarah about dog sitting and house sitting. Better invite her poor lonely self to dinner now that Jed is in Fairbanks
-Figure out how in the heck the 3 kids and I are getting from the airport to Ben's house. I am guessing Courtney and Brooke in the Neon is not a good fit for us and 4 suitcases.
-Where is that rain poncho?
-Blog about needing a note taker.
See what I mean. This was just the shower. I need one in the car too for all of the informative Alaska adds.
-Kenai Fjords day cruises for whale watching
-Mat-Su something or other if I need a burn permit (I don't but you never know).
-Fred Meyer jewelry for that purchase of a lifetime
-that restaurant does sound delicious by the description on the radio. What was its name again?
I will be accepting applications presently. Must be 18 or older, able to speak and write English, make dinner, and wait in the car with my kids while I run into the gas station to get a drink without having to buy one for everyone and get them a pack of gum to boot.
Must be available 24/7.
Payment will include my sincere gratitude in saving my sanity and access to one of the most brilliant minds of this century.
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What was it Marjorie Hinckley said once, "I need a wife"? or maybe just a teenage intern...LOL
I will apply, although cooking is not my specialty. But for the chance to spot moose on the wild and catch a glimpse into your sheer jeeenyus...count me in!!
Have fun camping this weekend!!
If only I lived in Alaska....
I am still looking for that special someone to sit in the car with Brooke while I run errands. Hey! Maybe we could invent a life like mannequin that also had a tape recorder hidden inside for note taking. There, problem solved! Well, I guess not the cooking part.
If you look at your poll the answer is NO DO NOT GO CAMPING!!! You will always and forever have to go from now on and you have no excuse!
Randy tells me that 'I used to like to fish but now I don't, what happened?' I tell him 'I have kids so now I don't have to like to fish'
Have a fun time but I don't want to hear you complain one bit about it.
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