My favorite radio station in UT (X96) has a segment titled Things that Must Go. Here's one of mine.
When you are entering a store that has specifically marked exit and Entrance signs and as you approach the entrance out comes a cart laden mommy causing you to step out of her way as she and her brood narrowly miss your toes. Oh and she is talking on her cell phone and doesn't even see you. Apparently she doesn't know how to read either.
This also applies to exiting the store with your own cart/small freight train and Grandma Lady comes tottering into the exit side. She usually has big sunglasses and a rain bonnet on.
Thursday, July 23, 2009
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The Moncur Fam
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You know why that is? It's because Sesame Street no longer teaches kids to go in the "entrance" or out the "exit", and what they broadcast brainwashes the rest of us. And that's your conspiracy theory for today.
I agree. I also think that the Wal-Mart in Vernal needs to move their carts to the "entrance" side of the lobby instead of having them on the "exit" side & that would help the problem!
Oh man, I've done this a few times, only I promise I wasn't on a cell phone. I don't think the exit was very clearly marked, either(at lease that's what I'll tell myself). I just felt like a doofus standing there with my kids who are having a meltdown, waiting for the door to magically open when I realized it was the ENTRANCE and not the exit.
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